I AM A MASTER BURRITO AMBASSADOR. It is true. I wrote Chipotle a letter (see below,) and they responded with this: You must have been on drugs when you wrote this. It is way to long, but I read it. You are funny. Weeks later I received this framed plaque signifying that I am a Master Burrito Ambassador ( or MBA.) They also sent me ten free burritos and 2 t-shirts. Since then I have received several gifts from Chipotle over the years. Here are a few. Be very jealous…