Now that I’m in LA and can somewhat legally drive, when things get a bit overwhelming as they do from time to time, I’m like, where should I go that would make me feel better? Usually it’s somewhere extravagant or involves a fuck load of calories. But this was the first time, in maybe a year, where I was like, I have no place to go (this is a feeling that was constant in NY. Trapped by snow or pure laziness of not wanting to trudge over to whatever the fuck bodega to get something to eat or wait until my few friends were done boning whatever partner they were only somewhat devoted to when they weren’t devoting their time to ways of getting untangled from them. The cost. The noise. The threatening minorities. All that shit.) Anyways!