Matthew Rosenberg, Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you...

Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women…

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“Yeah, Becky. I got fucking Snapples…”
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Hi. I'm Matthew.

I live in New York, sandwiched between Greenwich Village and Soho. I co-founded Fast Society and Cameo. Other neat things about me: I so infrequently go to midtown that I still feel sense of awe when I get off the subway. I go to concerts, I eat BBQ, and occasionally I will read a book. One day I will rewrite this paragraph and it will be much more interesting.